ShitKarter - Nick's Noggin Project

Yes, I did! I monetized Nick's Secret Santa gift!
(For his own benefit, of course).

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PLEDGE £10

Since you're going to be tight as a duck's arse all you get is a link to Beowulf online, Scrooge!
(Still in ye Olde English).

PLEDGE £20

For you sorta miserly wankers a link to Beowulf online
(in ye Olde English)
+ Digital download of the surgery highlights.
(Cheap bastards!)

PLEDGE £50

Link to Beowulf online in modern English!
+ Your choice of either the full surgery on DVD!
- or -
Bottle of the same scotch used to anestitize Nick!

PLEDGE £100

Link to Beowulf online in modern English!
+ Surgery DVD!
+ Bottle of anesthetic scotch!
+ Bonus DVD of a Songified Nick's first reading of Cædmon's Hymn!

PLEDGE £200

Softcover copy of Beowulf!
(may be a used book)
+ Surgery DVD!
+ Bottle of anesthetic scotch!
+ Songified Nick's first reading of Cædmon's Hymn bonus DVD!
+ "NICK'S ASSOCIATE SURGEON" T-shirt!

PLEDGE £500

Hardcover copy of Beowulf!
(used)
+ Surgery DVD!
+ "Pre-viewed" Beowulf DVD!
(the one with Angelina Jolie animated naked!)
+ Bottle of scotch!
+ Songified Nick's first reading of Cædmon's Hymn bonus DVD!
+ "NICK'S ASSOCIATE SURGEON" T-Shirt autographed by Dr Harold Shipman!

PLEDGE £1,000

All of the above
(book and Beowulf DVD will be new!)
+ Actually assist Dr Shipman in the discrete boutique surgical suite!
(You're responsible for your own transportation).

PLEDGE £2,000

All of the above
+ EXCLUSIVE Behind The Scenes pictures with Dr Shipman, Santa's Helper, and Nick still under anesthesia!

PLEDGE £5,000

Dr Shipman will let you cut open both professor Godden
- and -
Nick's skulls with the bone saw!
+ "NICK'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT SURGEON" T-shirt
+ All the other stuff!

PLEDGE £10,000

Nude photos with Santa's helper, Dr. Shipman, and Nick!
(There may be other "NICK'S ASSOCIATE SURGEONs" and "NICK'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT SURGEONs" in the pictures, participation may vary)
+ "Extra bit" of skull (your choice of whose) preserved in formalin in a unique keepsake cherish necklace!
+ Invite to the post surgery party!
+ All the other stuff!

PLEDGE £50,000

HD 1080p DVD - and - Blu-Ray video including:
• Dr. Shipman putting the scotch bottle up Nick's bum, then in the mouth of professor Godden!
• The zombified professor having sex with Nick!
• Santa's helper having sex with Nick atop the zombified professor!
• You and other "SURGEONS" having sex with the professor and Nick while they're still under anesthesia!
• A ménage à trois of Dr Shipman, Santa's helper and you riding on top of Nick like pony with one scotch bottle in his bum and another scotch bottle in his mouth being held between the buttocks of the professor!
+ All the other stuff!

PLEDGE £100,000

Pretty much whatever you want!
It's your big bag of sand!
(No biting, choking or punching, please)!

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